Welcome back to the world’s first irrefutable power rankings, where we’ve sorted the 30 NBA teams into perfect order for free. All you can do is drop your jaw to the floor and exclaim, “How did you control this competition so closely? We must owe you something for sorting them like that.”
All we ask in return is that you have a happy Thanksgiving. Just as happy as the Boston Celtics, who have regained the top spot in this ranking (as a filler for the NBA, if you will). No worse than the Milwaukee Bucks (as mashed potatoes as a team could ever be), who fought their way to the penalty. And may God have mercy on your soul if your day is as bad as the Washington Wizards’ (the real turkey of this league).
Let’s get started.
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