50 funny cat jokes that are totally pawsy

If you’re a fan of felines and love a totally awful dad joke, then you’ve come to the right place.

To make sure you get your fill of both, we’ve rounded up a compilation of cat jokes that are, shall we say, nothing short of purrs.

You’re probably already groaning because you know you’re going to have to deal with a pile of bad puns and corny one-liners, and yes, you’re absolutely right. But even though most of them are, ahem, spin-day bad, we can’t help but think they’re sizzle.

When it comes to coming up with dumb jokes all related to cats, the paw possibilities are endless.

For example, what do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas of course. Or did you hear the one about the kittens who got into a fight? It was a cat tastroph.

But wait, there’s more. Why did the officer arrest the cat? It was caught littering. What do cats put in their house? Furniture of course.

By now we’ll assume you understand and if funny puns and paw jokes aren’t your thing, best take your cat elsewhere as this one is dedicated to all the cat fans out there.

Best funny cat jokes

• What do you call a stylish cat? An elegant lion.

• What is a cat’s favorite color? Spiders.

• What do you call a tiger that likes pickles? A sour cat.

• Why don’t cats shop in stores? They prefer catalogs.

• What is a cat’s favorite song? “Three blind mice.”

• Why don’t leopards play hide and seek? They are always noticed.

• What do cats eat for breakfast? Mouse Krispies.

• Two kittens got into a fight. It was a total catastrophe.

• What did one cat say to the other? How do you like meow?

• What do cats wear to bed? Poot jamas.

• Why did the officer arrest the cat? It was caught littering.

• What Kind of Cats Teach College Classes? Mustache-fessors.

• What do cats prefer to eat when they go out to eat? Paw-stand.

• Why wasn’t the kitten popular at school? It had a bad cat attitude.

• Have you heard of the cat that made a mistake? It was a total fake leg.

• What is a kitten’s favorite game? Cat and mouse.

• Why did the cat bring his watch to the sofa? It wanted to save time.

• Have you heard about the cat that went to the doctor? The cat was not doing well.

• What do cats put in their house? Furniture.

• Where can you find a cat without legs? Right where you left him.

• Have you heard about the cat who burned the food? We had to start again from scratch.

• What do you call a cat that always talks to you? A chattertail.

• How do you motivate a cat? Remind them to stay pawy.

• What is a cat’s favorite bond? Meow Kids on the Block.

• What’s stranger than a talking cat? A spelling bee.

• What do you give a cat with allergies? An anti-hissing tamin.

• Why are cats always tired on April 1? Because they just finished a 31-day March.

• How do cats mix cake batter? With whiskers.

• What Kind of Cats Can Bowl? Alley cats.

• How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.

• What is the best way to catch a catfish? Have someone throw it at you.

• What do you call a cat with eight legs? An octopus cat.

• How do you rent a cat? Set up a ladder.

• What’s worse than when it’s pouring rain? Hailing taxis.

• Have you heard of the cat who ate a bad sausage? It was the sausage.

• Why can’t you play board games in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

• Have you heard of the cat that lost its left paws? It’s okay now.

• Where did the cat go after it lost its tail? The store.

• What do you call a lying cat? Lion.

• I once met a giant cat. I didn’t know what to say, so I used big words.

• How do cats talk calmly? They whisper.

• Why are cats good at keeping secrets? They don’t hiss or stare.

• Have you heard of the angry cat? It got hot under the collar.

• Have you heard about the cat that almost fell off a cliff? It lived to tell the tail.

• What do cat artists usually paint? Own leg properties.

• What kind of car do cats prefer to drive in? Bont-arris.

• Why do people love having cats as pets? They purr.

• Why did the cat go to a therapist? It had claw strophobia.

• Why are cats good comedians? They are hissing.

• What did the teacher say after he caught the kitten cheating? Don’t be a copycat.

This article was originally published on TODAY.com